Noahism: Leader of the Free World!

Noah: Mom, I think I want 4 kids when I get older

Me: Four?

Noah: Yes mommy, but only 1 of them will be a girl.

Me: Wow…what are you going to do for work?

Noah: I told you already. I’m going to be the President

Me: But Canada doesn’t have a President

Noah: Well that’s simple! I’ll just move to some place that does have one and that’s the end of that. Don’t worry I’ll fly you wherever I am.