Noey: Mom! Did you know that pirates don’t really search for treasure chests?
Me: What do you mean?
Noey: Pirates STEAL OTHER people’s treasure and money!
Me: Ahhh
Noey: And they live on their ships, like they never leave, they don’t brush their teeth and they have scurvy. You DO NOT want to get scurvy.
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