Noah: Mom…you could be a professional eater.
Yes…I did check to see if this was a profession worth exploring. It’s not.
Noahism 2: Chatting with a neighbour who tore her Achilles’ tendon
Neighbour: Do you do any sports Tricia?
Noah: Nope, but she cleans REALLY REALLY good!
But why was he getting involved in my conversation?
In addition to being my son, he’s now my new career coach/counsellor, because he has such wonderful ideas. Not!