Most recent Noah-ism:
Noah: Mom why do you look so small?
Me: What?
Noah: You’re sooooo tiny. You don’t even look like a mom. You look like a teenager. You should try to get bigger to look more like a mom.
Me: What?
Noah (to The Captain): Dad, mom needs to get bigger she’s too tiny. You’re a good size, but maybe too big for mommy.
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