Today’s Noahism
Noah: Momzies you’re my favourite mom
Me: Dude…I’m your only mom!
Noah: Well if you’re my only mom…technically you’re the best and the worst.
Me: Huh?
Noah: If you have one person in a race…they take first place and last place because there’s no one else behind them. That’s what I mean! You’re the best and the worst.
Me:☹️how bout we just look at it as I’m your first and last mom. Deal?
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